Category: Joke Board
The Top 12 Pet Peeves of Pets
12> Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
11> Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory,
they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes--
Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
10> Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it?
I already KNOW whose it is!"
9> Cat: "Suck out one baby's breath and you're a pariah."
8> Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle
to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must
continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
7> Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease -- but do those greedy bastards
ever *really* give me a cracker? HELL, no!!"
6> Dog: "Human legs that just tease."
5> Dingoes: "When you snatch a bony, crunchy baby instead of
a plump, juicy one."
4> Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
3> Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls!!!!"
2> Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"
and the number 1 Pet Peeve of Pets...
1> Guppy: "Every time that hot Angelfish looks this way, I've
got one of those stringy turds hanging."